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Review: Lars and the Real Girl

There comes a point in every man’s life when he realizes it’s finally time to grow up. There comes a time when he realizes it’s time to stop running, stop hiding, and stop avoiding careers, responsibilities, and commitments. There comes a time in every man’s life when he realizes it’s time to buy a life-size, anatomically correct … doll.

Lars (Ryan Gosling) is a man who likes to be left alone. He’s friendly and people like him, but he just wants to be left alone. His sister-in-law won’t have it, she makes it her personal mission to crack him open and integrate him into modern society. Lars does what any man would do in such a situation, he turns to the internet.

Lars and the Real Girl is a film about family. Essentially, this film is one giant Bar Mitzvah, as an entire town comes together to help Lars as he transitions to adulthood. It’s clever, well-acted, and has a heart. As far as I’m concerned, Juno robbed Lars of it’s best screenplay Oscar, and I loved Juno. In it’s own dark, twisted way, Lars and the Real Girl is about a village that comes together to raise a child; a child coming of age; a child who discovers that as scary as real life is, it is a lot more fun than any childhood fantasy.

– 1,247 arbitrary stars

Cupcakes!

Gross, right in the nostril!

We just got our first batch of pictures back from our wedding, and they look great! The above picture is my favorite so far, but Meg-head put a few more choice pics on her blog. We’ll put the full set on LukeandMegan.com in the next couple of weeks and add to them as we get more, so keep checking back, hits on our website make us feel like we’re popular. A big shout out to our amazing photographer, Jessica, she’s got a great eye!

Favorite Video Friday – Crazy-Cool Animation

This week: Crazy-cool animation

Royksopp – Remind Me

I still can’t help being reminded of that Geico commercial everytime I hear this song, but the video is too cool to pass up. Airplane emergency guides are always good sources of entertainment.

Jason Forrest – War Photographer

There are few things cooler than vikings, especially when animated Samurai Jack style … and counter-attacking with a marching band? Brilliant!

Fujiya & Miyagi – Ankle Injuries

Michel Gondry may or may not have inspired this video, but using nothing but dice to animate a video is still crazy-cool.

Stumbling Through the Internet Pipes

I recently reinstalled StumbleUpon and was immediately re-addicted. I just can’t stop pushing that stumble button. It’s supposed to be a social platform, but I use it strictly for the purpose of getting random websites thrown at me as fast as I can hit the button. It’s like my own little internet channel-changer.

I decided to start posting some of my Stumble finds. Here you go:

Pancakes for your face – I have no idea what’s going on in this video, but I love it. Turns out these guys have a whole series of stop-motion videos on their YouTube page. There are some good ones and bad ones, but they are all very strange. I need to find some more Vegas friends to make stupid videos with.

My Boring Ass Life – The uncomfortably candid diary of Kevin Smith. It’s as crude as Kevin Smith is in real life (he’s currently working on a movie called Zack and Miri Make a Porno), so be warned, but this is as good a celebrity blog as there is. He leaves very little out. It’s a great peek into life in Hollywood. I can only dream of writing emails as cool as Kevin Smith’s and Seth Rogen’s.

High Tech Cowboys of the Deep Seas: The Race to Save the Cougar Ace – This actually wasn’t a stumble find, but it’s one of the most amazing stories I’ve ever read. Basically, a bunch of crazy jacks-of-all-sea-trades fly out to huge, busted, sinking ships and attempt to make them float again using only pumps, a laptop, and whatever is already on the ship. If they succeed, they get a percentage of the price of the cargo. If they don’t, they get nothing and the ship sinks. I would love to follow these guys around with a video camera, but I don’t think my wife would like that too much.

Taking the Long Way Home

Last December, I had just gotten home from a gig when my business partner, Scott called me. One of our clients had just been selected as a McDonalds All-American Basketball player and wanted more copies of his promo DVD.

“That’s great! No sweat. I’ll get those right out!”

I fire up the computer and open up Avid Xpress Pro to export the necessary video to burn a few new copies (unfortunately, I didn’t keep a copy of the most recent DVD that I could just duplicate and my 500 GB external is nearly maxed out, so I had no room to save the exported video from the original creation). I begin my export, wait a few minutes, and realize my computer is frozen

… Restart … Frozen startup screen … Another hard restart … Click … Click … Click … Nothing. The hard drive is dead.

Now I start to panic. My computer is my livelihood. Good thing I back up … wait … I just disabled and deleted my backup system to give myself more space on my external. Luckily, most of my important documents are backed up through various emails and really old backups, all my music is on my Ipod, and my raw video data is stored on the external (which is what trumped my backup in the first place), but all the files that reference the raw video are stored locally. In other words, I have video, but would have to re-edit all of it if the files cannot be recovered. Plus, I only have a hard copy of the most recent edition of my feature-length screenplay. It would have to be re-typed. All this a week before I have to fly from New York City to Los Angeles to get married.

Thanks to my amazing then fiance, now wife, Megan, I get my hard drive replaced before we leave so I can at least use my computer while I search for the time and money to send out the bad drive and the next few months are spent getting married, going on a honeymoon, then finding out all the programs I forgot to install before packing everything up. Finally, my amazing wife finds the time to send the drive out right before we move to Las Vegas. I begin to feel better.

It is now 12:12am PST on February 27. Scott called yesterday to tell me our client really needs more DVDs now as he has just made it to the State Finals and is starting to get scouts from high profile division 1 colleges. We have a copy of the most recent DVD we made, but the client wants to swap out one of the games shown. My failed hard drive is currently in Chicago being assessed for a repair recovery estimate.

Luckily, I am able to find the other game in the raw footage on my external, but everything else will have to be extracted from the DVD to make a new DVD with the new game added. In other words, I have to completely deconstruct one DVD before I can construct a new one. It’s like remodeling a house by demolishing it, then building it again using all original parts except in the kitchen.

As Megan watches American Idol and we discuss the state of rock in the 70s …

Megan: There was no good rock in the 70s.

Me: ??? Rock was born in the 70s!

Megan: No, rock was born in the 60s, or even the 50s.

Me: Okay, but rock’s balls dropped in the 70s.

… while I attempt to use Handbrake to extract each video separately from the DVD. Of course, Handbrake doesn’t like me tonight and after about an hour of fiddling, I finally figure out I have to disable the update check before it will work (there is a new update out, which it wanted me to use, but it’s only for Leopard and I’m running Tiger). Finally, Handbrake cooperates and I quickly find out Megan’s computer will do everything much faster (I’m running on a 3-year-old Powerbook. She’s got a first-gen MacBook Pro), so I move the entire project to her computer.

So what should have taken an hour or two, tops, last December is now taking 5 hours and counting (I have at least another hour of encoding before the DVDs even start burning) two months later. On top of that, I have to get up early to package, label, and overnight the DVDs before I head to my gig at 1:00pm. All of this because I wanted to save a few bucks and stretch my external hard drive as far as I could.

As soon as things settle down, I’m buying this and downloading this. With these gems, I could’ve used Megan’s computer to boot my computer on her computer from the external hard drive right after the hard drive failed and saved myself hours and hours of extra work and headache.

Man, I’m a geek.