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This Week in Movies – 8/25/08

In Theaters:

  • Babylon AD – XXX goes to the future. I know almost nothing about this movie. That means it’s got to be good, right?
  • College – High School seniors go on a college tour, stupidity ensues. The tag line says it’s outrageous.
  • Disaster Movie – Disastrous.
  • Traitor – Don Cheadle is a traitor … or is he? This one actually looks decent, but I’ll probably still wait for rental.

On Video:

  • What Happens in Vegas – I’ll tell you what happens in Vegas, we don’t rent this movie. That’s what happens in Vegas.
  • Redbelt – David Mamet makes a movie about mixed martial arts. Could be good, but I don’t think I’ll bother.
  • Son of Rambow – A bunch of kids try to reenact First Blood scene for scene. It got mixed reviews, but it still looks like fun.
  • Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden – The guy from Super Size Me goes on a hunt. This guy’s about as full of himself as he is of Big Macs.

Favorite Video Friday – Silly White Boys

This week: Silly White Boys

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Hump de Bump

Dem some funky white boys.

Goldfrapp – Happiness

This guy belongs in the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Dance Band – Babymaker

Warning: Brief naked man butt and strong homoerotic undertones. It’s like a train wreck. His gyrations are almost hypnotic. I can’t look away!

This Week in Movies – 8/18/08

In Theaters:

  • Death Race – Jason “the Driver” Statham is sentenced to drive fast cars with guns fast in prison. It’s a remake … of awesomeness.
  • The House Bunny – Anna Faris is a washed-up Playboy Bunny who takes a bunch of pretty girls in bad makeup and ugly clothes and teaches them how to strip for the boys attention. It’s an uplifting tale for the whole family. Based on true events (in the dreams of adolescent boys across the world).
  • The Longshots – Ice Cube is a washed up High School football star who coaches his niece’s Pop Warner team in an effort to prove to girls around the world that they have to play with the boys to get anywhere in the world.
  • The Rocker – Do not watch this movie. I don’t care how much you like The Office or Dwight Schrute. This movie is nothing more than a ploy to make the world a whole lot stupider. This movie has been proven to cause de-evolution. You have been warned.

On Video:

  • Prom Night – Some dude kills a bunch of whiny teenagers on Prom night.
  • Street Kings – Keanu plays a cop. Whoa.
  • Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day – Frances McDormand is a washed-up nanny who accidentally becomes Amy Adams’ assistant. This one doesn’t look half bad, despite my lame tag line. I’m sure Megan already put it in the queue.

Favorite Video Friday – Crazy Cool Camera Tricks

This week: Crazy-cool Camera Tricks

Those Dancing Days – Run Run

America needs to get on the ball. These Swedish girls know how to make a catchy tune, and a sweet video too!

The Ting Tings – Shut Up and Let Me Go

This video reminds me of the White Stripes, and not in a bad way.

Albert Hammond – GfC

Gotta love the Zoetrope. And gotta love these guys for making a crazy-cool homage to the Zoetrope.

NBC Live Olympic Coverage Not So Live in Las Vegas

Let me start off by saying I love NBC. It is by far the station I watch the most during the year. They have a vast majority of my favorite shows and are generally pretty relevant with their news programs. That is why I was so surprised they dropped the ball like they did with their Olympic coverage.

Last night Megan and I rushed home from dinner with friends to make sure we caught the Women’s Gymnastic Finals, Megan’s favorite event in the Olympics. We got home, turned on the TV, and luckily it hadn’t started yet. We then went on to check our email and work on some projects on our computers while we waited for the event. I had just stepped into the office when Megan shouted, “I’m seeing results online, why aren’t they showing it on TV?”

I checked it out, and sure enough, NBC was posting live scores to their website, but we were seeing Men’s Beach Volleyball on the TV. The local coverage was being delayed to adjust for the time zone. I looked around NBC.com for a live feed, but nothing. They offered no live feeds online of their primetime events. I looked around the internet for other live feeds. CBC was clever enough to block their internet feed to users outside of Canada. I tried a YouTube hack Jesse shared from Valleywag, but YouTube had since patched the hole. Frustrated, I finally went back to NBC.com to send them an email and in doing so, I saw the results of the very event I was trying to watch posted on their main page! Ridiculous.

Luckily, Megan hadn’t seen the results (although the swimming results were spoiled for her by the CNN feed on her home page), so we stayed up to watch the delayed coverage, but every time I saw that “Live” bug in the top right corner of the screen, my blood boiled.

I took this picture at 10:40pm Pacific time. At this point, the US is warming up for their first event, but in reality, the event has long been completed, and I have already seen the results. Notice the “Live” bug floating prominently next to the NBC Olympic logo. There’s no indication anywhere that this “Live” feed has been delayed to compensate for time differences.

This is unacceptable. No other live sports coverage is handled this way. They would never dream of doing this with Football. Why did they decide to delay the mother of all international sporting events? It doesn’t make any sense.

I was okay with the delayed Opening Ceremonies, I am okay with the small amount of events available to watch on NBC. I am okay with them spreading the coverage over their partner stations and the internet. I am even okay with them breaking for commercials. I understand that they are still trying to make money. What I am not okay with is delaying a live feed just to put the coverage in line with the local primetime slot. No other sporting event is handled this way, not even Nascar.

I did not check to see if this problem just affected Las Vegas or if it stretched across the entire Pacific Time Zone, so please, leave a comment if you’ve noticed the delay in your area too. If it has, send an email over to NBC to complain along with me.

Update: Gizmodo has some workarounds that might help you get a live stream online. Let me know if any of these work. I’ve lost all faith in NBC.