In Theaters:
- New in Town – Renee Zellweger stars in some movie I never heard of. Warning, watching the trailer will cause temporary paralysis and birth defects in select cases.
- Taken – Do not, I repeat, do not kidnap Qui Gon’s daughter while she’s vacationing in Europe. He will literally eat your children.
- The Uninvited – Another worthless horror flick at the height of worthless horror flick season.
On Video:
- Lakeview Terrace – Samuel L. Jackson is a cop and a horrible neighbor.
- Vicky Cristina Barcelona – Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz fall in love with Javier Bardem. It’s Woody Allen, so you know someone’s cheating on someone.
- Pride and Glory – Ed Norton and Colin Farrell get a paycheck for playing cops.
- The Rocker – Dwight stars in his own movie with expected results.
- RocknRolla – Guy Ritchie’s latest. Might be worth checking out if you liked his other stuff.